"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
I’ve been waiting for this gifset for my whole life
don’t cha wish your vessel was hot like mine
shut the fuck up you killed kevin
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
Can we talk about Kevin Tran a moment, aka Advanced Placement, aka a 19 year old genius ripped from a safe suburban life and thrown into one of monsters and angels who are anything but, aka the boy who outsmarted the King of Hell, aka the boy who in the span of a year has lost literally everyone he loves including his girlfriend and mother, aka the boy who APOLOGIZES when he thinks he’s been killed and is letting Sam and Dean down simply by BEING DEAD.
I don’t know if there’s a single character on spn without a back story that’ll break your heart, but I feel like Kevin deserves a special mention because he wasn’t raised a hunter, or ever had any training in the supernatural, he was just a kid who played the cello and enjoyed learning and was looking forward to college. In short, he was just like so many us, until his life went to hell. But instead of giving up or giving in, he kept on fighting, kept on thinking and working and doing what everyone asked of him at the expense of his own sanity and health and even prepared to pay for it at the cost of his own life. All just because it was the right thing to do.
Kevin Tran is my hero.
Am I swimming in a pool
Or are these just my tears
I don’t know
i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL.
my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
Okay, so I just fixed it a little.
"Cas, put your goddamned knees down; I can’t see the TV."
"Dean. I have a headache and my back aches and oh yeah, the world is fucking ending."
"Well, it’s not ending before the mid-season break of Dr. Sexy, so move your legs.”
or wrong movie….
#I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
I’m really tempted to hand these out on the subway on Valentine’s Day to random strangers.